So I'm sitting here watching an old re-run of a LAW & ORDER (Rest in Peace, Jerry) episode about a not-so-famous any more entertainer, who, while out to dinner at a restaurant with his young wife, leaves to go back to the restaurant, only to return and find his wife dead, shot in the head. He runs back to the restaurant, distraught, screaming that 'someone' shot his wife.
I don't know why it seems I've heard this before. I keep thinking about how art sometimes imitates life. Or is it the reverse? Anyway, what really came to mind was; hey, this sure is a way to get a quickie divorce. How terrible is your marriage or your thought process when you consider the only way out of a marriage is to put your beloved one in a body bag. There has to be better ways to 'execute' a quickie divorce without shooting her in the head. You could
- move to a foreign country and hope she forgets about you
- seduce her sister/best friend
- introduce her to your new 'male' lover
- constantly remind her that "she DOES look fat" or "that dress DOES make her look fat"
All other suggestion/comments are welcomed.
I'm getting married in 167 days (to my young beauty). I know that I'll never get to the point where I'm sizing up zippered bags. I think if I ever get to that point, I'll grab a gun; AND SHOOT THE PARROT!
PS - The distraught husband did it. He's been claiming his innocence since this episode aired. He claims the real killer is still out there and that he is next on the killer's list. He's been put on suicide watch!
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Hi Dad, this is Melinda. :D I'm at work at the lab, and I thought I would stop in and say hi. Oh, and the blog that I've has since 2001 is http://www.livejournal.com/users/xanthvamp/ - I used this a lot for wedding help too. LJ has communities that you can join, and talk with lots of people about the comm's topic, so I joined the wedding planning LJ. Here's one of my posts there: http://www.livejournal.com/community/weddingplans/3352607.html - From October. The link "last big post" has a TON of useful links at the bottom too.
So, yeah. No biggie. I was just stopping by to say high. *hugs* Love you, Dad.
Hi Dad, me again.
I wanted to mention that I go web-published! Espressostories.com is a site for creative writing at 25 words or less. I submitted a bunch of stuff, and 15 of my stories got picked!
So, here they are: Melinda's Stories.
Believe it or not, one day I came across a blog site and this guy only wrote about how he hated his wife and how he wanted to kill her. It's was weird. I can't remember the site's name. Darn.
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