First of all; to all those woman who didn't get this on Monday- HAPPY VALENTINES! This message was bought to you by all the Hallmark, Candy and Florist stores in America. OK?
Now, Men; these messages are bought to you by our friends at Men's Health magazine.
-Why are you always horny? Blame the 'Y' chromosome. Lots of great testosterone and a really large...hypothalamus.
-Why a man should NOT marry before age 25? Your brain (PFC) is still incomplete. And maybe so are other parts of you.
-Why do we like Porn? Blame the amygdala. Our eyes keep telling us the chick on the screen wants us.
-Why do we (sometimes, but really rarely) lose our erection? Performance anxiety. Or she really is ugly.
-Why are we the ones who usually get dumped? Woman see the 'bigger picture' faster. Or he really is ugly.
-Why do our eyes wander? Blame vasopressin, a hormone that regulates sex impluses. Women, if you don't want his eye to view the artwork, keep him out of the museum.
-Why does she scream 'Oh God' during an orgasm? It's not about you. The region of the brain responsible for orgasms is called the 'God' area. She's having a spiritual experience.
-Why does size matter? Because she says it does. And you believe her, idiot. (Average male erection measures 6 inches)
So next year, for Valentines, forget the gifts. Teach her a lesson. Just love her.
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Lovely South beach picture-thanks and for the link. Congratulations on the up coming event! Waking up next to the same person everyday and going to bed with the same person every night sounds good/bad depending on inflection. But a successful marriage is a great accomplishment and worthwhile. I'm not interesting enough for a blog but I'm deceptively happy. Don't let the pout fool you! Remember a lesson from 'The Little Prince' it is not the rarity of the person but that they belong to you.
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