"Micropatronage" ME!

So let me get this straight, there are guys/gals out there who actually start a blog site and then get you readers to help support them by making $donations$ to their cause (huh?). That right folks. I just read an on-line article in Wired News, 'Ouit you job to blog, blog, blog', that outlines how a few entrepreneurs are living their journalistic dreams while asking for your 'micropatronage" (aka CASH). Sweet!

With that in mind, I would like to submit this blog as a preview of a great journey towards the road to marriage, and ask for your 'micropatronage'. OK! Hey, I've got a wedding to pay for and I'm down to 131 days and counting. So those of you who have a penchant for reading great works and contributing to the continuation of such works by said author, please respond to this posting with your contact information. I will advise you where to send the cash. YES? My fiance and I thank you in advance for your generosity. Its money well spent (and may possibility be tax-deductible).

I'm going to pay homage to one of the bold entrepreneurs who quit his job to do just what I described above. I'm not going to send him money, but I hope someone tells him that I linked him at my site so that he can "Micropatronage" ME!

Men's Lessons

First of all; to all those woman who didn't get this on Monday- HAPPY VALENTINES! This message was bought to you by all the Hallmark, Candy and Florist stores in America. OK?

Now, Men; these messages are bought to you by our friends at Men's Health magazine.
-Why are you always horny? Blame the 'Y' chromosome. Lots of great testosterone and a really large...hypothalamus.
-Why a man should NOT marry before age 25? Your brain (PFC) is still incomplete. And maybe so are other parts of you.
-Why do we like Porn? Blame the amygdala. Our eyes keep telling us the chick on the screen wants us.
-Why do we (sometimes, but really rarely) lose our erection? Performance anxiety. Or she really is ugly.
-Why are we the ones who usually get dumped? Woman see the 'bigger picture' faster. Or he really is ugly.
-Why do our eyes wander? Blame vasopressin, a hormone that regulates sex impluses. Women, if you don't want his eye to view the artwork, keep him out of the museum.
-Why does she scream 'Oh God' during an orgasm? It's not about you. The region of the brain responsible for orgasms is called the 'God' area. She's having a spiritual experience.
-Why does size matter? Because she says it does. And you believe her, idiot. (Average male erection measures 6 inches)

So next year, for Valentines, forget the gifts. Teach her a lesson. Just love her.

Getting "Hitch"ed

OK, So I'm one of the first to see and now post about the new Will Smith movie, HITCH. As for my Ebert review, I give it a three (3) thumbs up! It was funny, sensitive, romantic and cynical all rolled up into a Valentine date movie. Gentleman, big mistake. Not a first (or second, third) date movie. It's more for the lonely hearts or the 'already too late to change' couples. Its starts with the typical stereotype male branding, male ineptitude, and male bashing, followed by enlightenment, then cinderella shoe fitting, eventually erupting into the truth about finding your soulmate. :::SPOILER WARNING::: What is the answer? BE YOURSELF! Forget the advise from friends, relatives, therapists, and talking animals. Just follow your foolish heart. Take the plunge!
As for first dates, guys, if you take her to see this movie, your screwed. You will not be able to replicate anything you learned from the movie on her. She'll know where you got it from. You will be left with having to come up with an ORIGINAL idea. And, as we learned from the heroines of this movie, an original idea will only get you "Hitch"ed.

My thoughts!

So I was laying in bed the other day, drained, thinking about how I have 144 days left (for what? read my earlier post, please). My thoughts centered around the planning, cost and eventual execution of that big day. Man, do I feel like digging a hole and hiding in it. Guess it's too late for that, huh? Ever get that empty feeling inside? You know, like what's going to be left over is just...well you know.

Play....and then....Pay

Play....and then....Pay
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$5Million, Mike. Well at least it's not an additional exemption on your W4. Your rich, famous, married, and still you jumped over the fence. Didn't anyone tell you....there just 'More Grass'. Why do people cheat? What's so alluring about the forbidden fruit? Men will say that they do it because.....! Woman say they don't do it as often as those lying, cheating, &^%$*# men. So I guess it must lie within ourselves. Being rich, famous, etc. seems better suited for singles. I'm not rich, famous (am handsome!), so I should get married. As for the other side of the fence, I'm buying a mower.