I'm back! - Thanks SBC (not)

Ok. So Murphy's Law says all things that can go wrong, WILL! How about this:
-Moved from one building to another, about 500 feet to a larger place (because...read the earlier post) and went without a phone for 1 week (thanks SBC, not) because their promise due date was off by 7 DAYS
-Ordered new DSL service and was promised a service date of 5/6. Got the new service, yesterday, 5/27, 21 DAYS off (thanks SBC, not). Why? Well because they attached the service to the old address, that no longer has phone service. It took 3 weeks to fit and 3 hours to connect. But I'm back.
-Ordered furniture that was delivered in pieces over a 2 week period (not SBC's fault, but hey why not!)
-Guess what, the furniture is too BIG! Got to be returned. Bought new furniture for an extra $1500. Will be delivered in 4 WEEKS. Just before the wedding. Wonderful.
-Moved my clothes into the walk-in closet. Hung them up on the cute wire-mesh set-up. Next day, clothes on the floor. Maintenance came and re-enforced the wires. Hung up the clothes. 2 days later, clothes on the floor. Call friend, contractor. Bolted the mesh onto the studs....Today....Still holding, but bending!
Have I told you that the fiancee is moving in today, and their is not a lot of closet space left. She has 3 closets in the old place, one just for shoes.
Thanks, SBC...at least now I can bitch about to....!